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My 17 most stupid searching terms

27 July 2007

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My 17 most stupid searching terms
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If you’re a webmaster i’m sure you look often at your website statistics, and more than once you rolled on the floor laughing asking yourself how did the search engine (google or any other) gave your website as a result for that search or how can people search for those stupid things :P

Well, here’s my ranking of the most stupid searches, they are organized by stupidity (the good ones at the end), you can take a look at your own and put them in the commentaries, i’m sure you have some cool ones, so share them and don’t be selfish :)

STUPID SEARCHES

17. Prozac: Ok, i know my blog is depressing… but is it THAT depressing?

16. How to make a shoe: hmmm… good question.

15. How much to charge for electricity: i’ve been days without sleeping making myself this question.

14. Is it hard to draw with Photoshop: it’s ok, not much but it’s a start.

13. The most shocking with the artists and photoshop: i accept interpretations for this search :P

12. How much is more in the VAT: cheating question, isn’t it?

11. Unpleasant expenses: what will this man think is a "pleasant" expense :P

10. Make up yourself according to your face, step by step photos: ok, now you think you’ll find a tutorial with your face in it.

9. Disadvantages of water: there are some, sure, that’s why i don’t wash much.

8. I finished psicology at the age of 28: an applause please!!

7. Definition of normal tall: normal tall, normal tall… hmm, you try, i can’t get it.

6. Tests to be rebel: people is really bad… really.

PRIDE OF PLACE

5. I have to pay VAT when i buy mineral water: hmm… yeah, right?

4. What to do if no hair grows in the eyebrows: a question that has been tormenting me all the afternoon.

MEDALS

3. Capes for designed dogs: i need someone to explain this to me please, i’ve been hours trying to understand it.

2. How much to charge to go and live alone: hahaha, the next one was, at what age i’ll loose my virginity?… girl, for this stuff is better to ask someone to read your hand.

AND THE WINNER IS:

1. How to draw a red dot in Photoshop: hahaha… no comments.

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  • http://www.taarq.com taarq

    Madre del amor hermoso…

  • leticia

    bueno muy bueno en realidad…. porque habra gente tan…. con diastan estupidos

  • leticia

    muy buena

  • http://www.plumaelectronica.com Guille

    Muy bueno, yo tambien tengo muchos asi, los mas destacados que se me vengan asi ahora a la cabeza “Isla mono es afrodisiaca y movistar publicidad negros” “Ranas mamadoras” entre otras, saludos

  • http://www.sosfactory.com Sergio Ordonez

    Las tuyas tampoco están mal Guille, esas ranas mamadoras no tienen precio, jajajaja.

  • barbionit

    what to do if hairs are indeed growing in the eyebrow but they are long and white and how can I make a logo for my company using these long white eyebrow hairs?

  • Mario Pena

    Llevo un dí­a negro y me lo has alegrado. Bravo Alonso.

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  • http://enconstruccion Rodrigo

    jajaja yo te encontre buscando flash components! jajaja

  • http://enconstruccion Rodrigo
  • http://www.telefonica.net/web2/isra3d isra3d

    mother of the beauty love…

  • Soumya

    “How to draw a red dot in Photoshop”

    The best one!

    ROFL!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.myspace.com/aitorspace SaMuSkunk

    Dibujar un punto rojo en photoshop

    jajaja me muero

  • rokcar

    yo creo que les da flojera ordenar sus ideas y estons hace que el ordenador las ordene por ellos podran chatear ellos vale la pena saber de ellos/a
    jajaja
    de locos
    rockcar gracias

  • Diana

    no me acuerdo como llegué aqui, pero espero llegar adonde quiero después.

  • http://www.iPhonecaptain.com Mitch

    These are very unusual I have to admit……